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I don’t know how to shower?
How long do you rub shampoo in your hair? Do you rub it in while water is pouring on your head, or do you rub it away from the shower head and rinse?
Is conditioner necessary? If so, how long do you rub it on your head? Do you rub it in while water is pouring on your head, or do you rub it away from the shower head and rinse?
When I use bar soap, how long do I spend rubbing down my body? Do I make sure that every inch of skin makes contact with the soap? Including the bottom of feet?
When I pull down on my foreskin for the penis part, whenI put soap on the head and it’s surrounding skin, how long should I do it? And do I do this with water pouring down or soap and rinse? Finally, do you have to dry the head with a towel before you pull the foreskin back up?
Laughed my head off to this!
1) Rub shampoo into your hair for no more than a minute. OUT of the shower water.
2) Repeat, regardless of whether you think you need it or not.
3) Conditioners don’t actually work unless you’re female – but they have different rules.
4) If you must, then 60 seconds out of the shower, then rinse for 60 seconds.
5) Put a little soap on a fluffy ball thing. Out of the shower water, rub your body for no more than it takes you to cover the bits you can reach. Don’t worry about the other bits – if you can’t reach them, then you’ve got other problems…
6) YOU DO NOT SOAP YOUR KNOB!!! Man, are you a pain-junky or a fetishist? Pure, clean water is all you should be plying to Mr Winkie. Oh, and drying the head with a towel is just going to get fluffy – so, no, you don’t use a towel.
How old are you? Or, more specifically, how many times have you washed yourself without Mom?
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