Toilet Seat Sea
Toilet Seat Sea
How many died?
1) Playing at one end and nearly slid over the cliff into the sea 2) misbalanced a blank of wood and that have broken my neck 3) was in a window and climbed again should have broken his neck 4) is played with an explosive charge, thinking he was dead when he was not. 5) Same as 4) but this time it was a mortar 6) doing a handstand, drunk, in London and fell in front of a double-decker bus 7) around 4 tonnes toilet seats, once fell on me 
amebic dysentery in Morocco 9) overdose of ecstasy on my 28th birthday (never touched it since) 10), fortunately not overdose attempt at a failed relationship. To name but a few …
1) used a stack of 10 feet from the ground like a ramp bike and fell on my head and cracked vertebrae C4. 2) My brother targeted a 20-gauge shotgun in my face and said he was not charged. He pointed to the ground, pressed the trigger and hit the pool with me and Richochet hit the house opposite. 3) It took 18 pills ephedra (before the ban) and mountain dew several occasions. 4) It took 12 pills ritalin that a friend gave me. 5) Tie a bottle of Flintstones vitamins w / iron when I was 4 years old. If you know some iron and young children is very deadly. 6) was caught between two tornadoes when I was 21 7) Drank two hundred ounces of beer and the car sped up to 90 miles per hour jumped an intersection and lost control of my 2001 Ford focus and totaled it. The force of impact broke the security cordon and the spare tire in the trunk keeps the gas tank explosion. Not wearing a seatbelt and the airbag will not shut down. My family left the house of my grandparents on the eve of Christmas 1980 and that was t-boned by a drunk driver on my side. Thank God for the 2 ton Oldsmobile us in 9) flew back from Florida (Funjet) in 1996 about while a sister aircraft fleet exploded in the Everglades. The plane had metal fractures in both wings. 10) drank 22 shots of vodka 1 / 2 hour my last year of highschool. 11) jumped on my bike, near Beloit College, took the steep hill in the area and I have my bike 20 + mph and annihilated and landed on my head right in front of traffic. 12) The floods of 1992/1993 I jumped in the creek near my childhood home. The creek was 22 feet above their banks and the current was very strong. I was at the mercy of the streams and eventually driven out of the stream about two miles down. 13) worked in a bowling alley when I was in school top and I thought back off the pin deck. When I pulled the pin stuck in the machine I was stopped and covered. That hurt.
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bathroom,
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folding,
seat,
shower,
toilet seat sea shells,
toilet seat seals
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